Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Why the 50 Shades movie really will be grey

Being male, you can probably guess that the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy hasn't popped up on the 'Recommendation' section of my Amazon account. On the other hand, for many women, all three books were purchased well before websites managed to calculate previous searches and estimate future purchases.

The reason I haven't read the books is because I'm not interested. It's that simply. I haven't got a problem with the salacious content or the hype that surrounds them. But, what I have a serious issue with is the upcoming movie, which today saw its cast announced.

My issue is with the affect the film will have on readers, past and present. 

The beauty of the books is the unique fantasy for each reader. Mr Grey (Christian, I've since been informed) is a different individual for every person who meets him in their mind; his features are built on experiences and preferences - from his facial structure to the sound of his voice. And that is what a real fantasy is - a dream, an ideal. It is why the book got the juices flowing for so many women - excuse the pun. 

A lot of people who read it said to me: "that would make a great film".

No it will not. It's a fantasy. 

Once again Hollywood is not allowing people to think for themselves. Film production companies are using a fat ladle to scoop up a big pile of pop culture and spoon-feed it to the masses. Do not think for yourself! Do not have an imagination - a thrill, a Mr Grey. Hollywood will provide that.

The books - 50 Shades of Grey, 50 Shades Darker and 50 Shades Freed, were the top selling books of 2012 respectively. The first edition sold over 10 million copies - five times that of the Hunger Games, which was the fourth bestselling book of the year.

Charlie Hunnam - cast to play Christian Grey
Your version of the novel, the imagery so personally to you, is about to be wiped from your imagination and replaced with a 'real' Mr grey and censored antics. When the film is released, the recently announced Charlie Hunnam will defeat your real desired fling - an even more ominous prospect for those who are yet to read the novels.

Arguably the same could be said for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Shakespeare and any other classic turned Hollywood success. It is however hard to argue that any novel has ever had a reaction with its audience like the Fifty Shades trilogy.

I'm not trying to be a saviour of art and I'm certainly not against blockbuster hits. But, although I'm still a Fifty Shades virgin, I do know that you wouldn't Photoshop the Mona Lisa.



Protect your own imagination.

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